National Talk Like A Pirate Day
In honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day today, I am going to share my favorite pirate joke. It sounds best spoken, but this will have to do:
"A pirate walks into a bar. He's got this giant wooden steering wheel coming right out of the crotch of his pants.
Everyone tries to be polite, but finally the barkeep has to ask: "What IS that thing, man?"
Pirate looks down and says, "Arrgh. I donno matey, but it's drivin' me nuts."
And how perfect is it that there was a whole blessed CD of pirate songs that just came out?
"A Dying Sailor To His Shipmates" - Bono
Pirate shirt design courtesy of Busted Tees.