In honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day today, I am going to share my favorite pirate joke. It sounds best spoken, but this will have to do:"A pirate walks into a bar. He's got this giant wooden steering wheel coming right out of the crotch of his pants.
Everyone tries to be polite, but finally the barkeep has to ask: "What IS that thing, man?"
Pirate looks down and says, "Arrgh. I donno matey, but it's drivin' me nuts."
And how perfect is it that there was a whole blessed CD of pirate songs that just came out?
"A Dying Sailor To His Shipmates" - Bono
Pirate shirt design courtesy of Busted Tees.
ahoy.
ReplyDeletethankee for the heads-up on that compilation.
much oblidged.
aaaaarrrrrrrrr!
ReplyDeleteArrrrgh.
ReplyDeleteHow much for the Corn?
A Buck an Ear!
HOW could I have missed that this is TODAY??? ARRRGHHH! Abast, ye mateys!!
ReplyDeleteThanks forrrrr the song!
wow. that bono guy is a good hummer.
ReplyDeleteIn Boston it's dress like a pirate day
ReplyDeletegreat song! I'd have also picked "Seven seas of Rhye", by Queen
ReplyDeleteThat pirate photo is definitely the exact logo of my elementary and junior high schools that I went to.
ReplyDeleteCallie - the Minnesota Vikings logo is the exact same as my high school and I always do a double take if I see it emblazoned on a car or something - I'm like "Hey! They went to Lynbrook--no, waaiiiit...."
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