That’s why I live in Fulham
Stereophonics' Kelly Jones was arrested recently for urinating on the street, in the ongoing saga of classic quotes while intoxicated:
"Last night Kelly, who was celebrating his solo album Only The Names Have Been Changed going in at No 1 on iTunes, saw the funny side when I spoke to him. He told me: “I said to the copper, ‘You telling me you never had a piss in the street?’
[The policeman] said that the people of Camden wouldn’t appreciate me urinating on their streets.
I said, ‘I know that. That’s why I live in Fulham.’
He said, ‘I’m taking you in.’ ”
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