Godspeed with the facial hair
We have a winner to the "Title Your Book" contest to win the Stranger Than Fiction soundtrack prize pack extravaganza (okay, it's just a CD and a mug but that could be extravagant to the cupless).
103 comments later, the winner was surprisingly easy for me to pick:
Upto12 said his book would be called...
Facial Failure: My Everyday Struggle to Grow a Mustache (and Sideburns) that Looks Neither Pervy nor Predatory
His profile picture even testifies to the same, and I laughed out loud. I would totally pick that up off the shelf in Borders. Congrats and thanks for all the dozens of grand entries.
Mr. Moustache - Nirvana