Wait, who sucks the most at this Earth Day business?
Happy Earth Day y'all.
I sat down to write this post and then had to chuckle as I took a retrospective look at how I have inadvertently commemorated thus far today:
-Took a shower that was far too long & hot (but needed after my late night)
-Drove around town doing a bunch of errands, SOLO, with the windows down (doesn't that decrease fuel efficiency?)
-Accidentally left some lights on all morning
-Did a very small load of laundry to get some mustard out of my sweater I was wearing
I am ON A ROLL, folks. Environmentally conscious, that's me! Next I think I will dump some used motor oil down the storm drain, maybe club a baby seal.
(Oh, and please don't leave me hateful comments if you don't understand the sarcasm)
"The Outdoor Type" - The Lemonheads
("I can’t go away with you on a rocking climbing weekend
What if something’s on TV and it’s never shown again
Just as well I’m not invited
I’m afraid of heights
I lied about being the outdoor type
Never learned to swim
Can’t grow a beard or even fight
I lied about being the outdoor type")
"Insects Rule" - Brendan Benson
"I Like Birds" - Eels
"The Green, Green Grass Of Home" - Johnny Cash, Live at Folsom Prison
"In My Tree" - Pearl Jam