I AM FUEL, YOU ARE FRIENDS

...we've got the means to make amends. I am lost, I'm no guide, but I'm by your side. (Pearl Jam, Leash)

Saturday, January 21, 2006

A few rhetorical questions for my pal Elton

1. Why, exactly, does the band need a seamstress?
2. Do the sheets have to be linen? Or will any other fabric do? We're out of linen, dude.
3. How the *flip* does she dance IN YOUR HAND? Is she teensy Polly Pocket seamstress?

Thank you.

1 Comments:

At February 04, 2007 12:13 PM, Blogger Chris said...

Excellent questions, but ones that might be better posed to Bernie Taupin. Nonetheless, I am delighted someone finally had the courage to raise these issues...

Kidding aside, I found this entry to be amusing. Thanks for your excellent blog (I am enjoying the Evan Dando downloads as I type this).

 

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