A few rhetorical questions for my pal Elton
1. Why, exactly, does the band need a seamstress?
2. Do the sheets have to be linen? Or will any other fabric do? We're out of linen, dude.
3. How the *flip* does she dance IN YOUR HAND? Is she teensy Polly Pocket seamstress?
Thank you.
1 Comments:
Excellent questions, but ones that might be better posed to Bernie Taupin. Nonetheless, I am delighted someone finally had the courage to raise these issues...
Kidding aside, I found this entry to be amusing. Thanks for your excellent blog (I am enjoying the Evan Dando downloads as I type this).
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